aphorisms
À. Block
Night, street, streetlamp, drugstore,
Store, cops and disco.
Natural jokes from the natural life
There are need three things to be rich: mind, talent and a lot of money.
So saved for much black day, that waited for it with impatience.
The time treats, and for money is faster.
Nothing colours the person how green paint.
Everyone want well to spend time, but it will not lead.
I like nothing to do and then to take rest.
Yes I that want I shall do, if only nothing to do!
If want to work then lie, have a sleep so all will pass.
If there is nothing to cover - cover by a mat.
Than further in a forest - that third superfluous.
Love triangle - he, she and another ten.
The women like by ears, men by eyes; whence then children undertake?.
If in brains of a gyrus - thought worm-eaten.
Love as a chock: a rod will not throw - will go out.
In the six years I did not drink alchohol, did not smoke and did not meet the women. And then I have gone to school.
Gerasim learned to float even worse, than spoke.
When you more looked in a mirror you more realize that Darvin was right!
Worse vodka is not present better.
On a gift and the beast runs.
Blocken screw keeps better, than wrapped up nail.
I the person positive: where will put, there and I lay.
If the head hurts, it means that it is.
Quantity of reason on the Earth is a constant value, and population grows.
The visitors meet on clothes, and see off on a muzzle.
To search - and to not be handed, to find - and rehide.
It isn't enough to seize on the fly, is necessary still to know how all this and to hide.
If not know that want, will receive that remained.
The most good laxative is an occurring with a bear.
All means are good, but selected for other it is better.
Main to not score, main to not lose.
The friend cannot be purchased, but he always can be sold.
Have no hundred friends, and have an impudent erypsipelas.
The sclerosis cannot be cured, but it is possible to forget about it.
