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IntroductionTerm "silicon life" is borrowed from area of a chemical fantasy, where he personified a principled capability of replacement of Carboneum on silicon in all organic compounds. Year back between two teachers: by the programmer D. Gryasnov and biologist Mashanov-Golikov there was a talk: - How for you with silicon life? - approximately so has asked Gryasnov. Mashanov answered approximately following: - As the evidence he recalled of computer viruses and other distortions (compare: "Life is illness of a fabric"). I was present at this talk and has thought, that when the silicon life completely will supersede carbonic and will be developped on spaciousness that begins to be interested in the history, to her there will be hard shortage something similar " Word about a shelf". Then I have decided to act in a role of its unknown of the writer and I appeal for attributing parables, as to the document potentially valuable in that future, where the silicon inhabitants will be make chips for the computers from Carboneum. |
No 1
When Digger has broken to itself legs, he began to be roamed on caster wheels.
No 2
Digger went to a Norton Commander with a problem: " What music thee like more, Norton? ". "Shopen", - responded Norton Commander, discharging the hard disk.
No 3
The comrade Command Com was corrected, - has said Digger, esteeming the missing comrade Com. On 2,7 kilo, - has defined Norton Commander. " So what song we shall chant today, Norton? " - has asked Digger. " Well, - answered Norton Commander, - Yankee Doodle."
No 4
Has approached Digger Norton Commander and speaks: “Would you like fried corn grains, Norton? "
No 5
The comrade Command Com of lodes on operating system boot diskette also conducted scattered life because of what suffered affliction. Having caught, he went to the doctor Norton. The doctor Norton has landed comrade Com in a high seat, has taken him for a mandible: " And now, - speaks, - say: " format a-a a-a: "."
No 6
"How do you think, Norton, whom we shall be in following life by? ", - so asked Digger of a commander Nortonà. "Well", - answered a Norton Commander, depressing on Ctrl-Alt-Del.
No 7
"Do you remember Maiden Version of the Dos, comrade Com? " - asked Digger of the comrade Commandà Com. " No, - he cried, - from her only song has remained, - and chanted, - Os, Dos, Per, Ver, Dos, and the grandmother is able-bodied... "
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Introduced below to reader the part of the Annals mirrors two turning periods of Silicon life - Crisis of the DOS and Great Russification. Nonpredatory life Digger, Norton Commander and comrade Command Com is shattered with appearance of the new character - father Windows. From here tragism and imperceptible melancholy of many scenes. But for relaxation the writer has included in cycle one scene: she starts with words " it was before Epoch of Crisis of the DOS". |
No 8
Sit as Digger, Norton Commander and comrade Command Com, and past there is a father Windows. " Sit, - he speaks. - Well, well. Soon all you will sit under me ". Anybody to him so anything also did not answer. One comrade Command Com has spitted and was abused. " Pass, pass, - has said, - shell cheap ".
No 9
Digger has asked comrade Command Com: "Why you, comrade Command Com, so don’t like father Windows?" "He stinks by mice, - fast answered Com but having thought he has added, - from cheap shell".
No 10
"Sirs, - Norton Commander motifed to Digger and comrade Command Com, - there was a Great Russification yesterday. So we must assign Russian names to ourselves". They begin to think. Well Nortonà Commander at once have called as the lieutenant Northern, Diggerà, is natural as Erdeman. And to comrade Com to whom any Russian name was not pleasant. They wanted called him as Ivan Comov but he has become angry: " Shells, - he cries, - cheap! You are all in mice!".
No 11
It was before Epoch of Crisis of the DOS. - Where money of business? - roughly has asked Norton Commander to Digger. – Well, I have eaten them.
No 12
All day comrade Command Com caught clarified. And having met the sad father Windows even has taken an interest so tenderly: - Has anything happened, father? - All icons have stolen, - the father Windows has said and has begun to cry. – Àh, they pagans, -joy condoled comrade Command of Com, -ah, they cheap shell. And his whiskers cheerfully stired.
No 13
Only have collected Digger, comrade Command Com and Norton Commander to drink beer, as in a window to them have knocked. “There isn't enough room!” - has cried a Norton Commander, having seen in a window hated head of the father Windows.
No 14
From the biography of the great traveller of the comrade Command Com. Comrade Command Com has gone in Africa, and there he was bitten by a fly the Format C-C.
No 15
From cycle "Sex Propeller" – Is the truth that Ventura was returned to the father Windows? - asked Norton Commander the comrade Command Com. - Well, she also is publisher, answered that.
No 16
From life of silicon glue sniffers. – Are you have bad condition, Norton? - Yeah, comrade Command Com. – Let’s go to Diggeró. He has a sprockets.
No 17
Has gone as Digger to dig, yes was filled in.
No 18
Norton Commander has recorded an album and has yielded to the friends to listen. – Cool drive, - comrade Command Com has said to him. - So I have three of them: A, C and D.
No 19
When the commander Norton remained one, he also ill by sidereal illness.
No 20
- And how is your cousin on Yamaha? - Command Com has asked of Nortonà Commander. - Well, - responded Norton, - just like: Boot - Send, Boot - Send...
